you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
*grabs my own ass* nice
All I want is you but all you want is her.
I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger